happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

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dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

image

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catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly

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hypnomaniac:

'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'

*proceeds to eat both food and person*

(Source: youaremynirvana)

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andrew-ledger:

do you ever just have that one person you have a tiny subtle little crush on and it’s just never going to go away

(Source: natural-charisma)

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burgerkid:

my favourite subject in school is none

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centuriess:

centuriess:

STOP SAYING THAT “OUR LAWYERS MADE US CHANGE THE NAME OF THIS SONG SO WE WOULDN’T GET SUED” WAS ONCE CALLED “I LOVED YOU SO MUCH MORE BEFORE YOU BECAME A MYSPACE WHORE”

IT WAS ORIGINALLY CALLED “MY NAME IS DAVID RUFFIN AND THESE ARE THE TEMPTATIONS” 

SOURCE SOURCE

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